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--22 years old.
Maid of Hope.
Prospit Dreamer.
Slytherin House.
01st September 2014
83730 steps

awdray:

I love her

01st September 2014
5012 steps

Grace: Well, IVE never dutch ovened YOU!
Autumn: /YOU/ dont need to!

Im losing my mind. I just want to burst into tears. My depression and stress is getting the better of me and i feel like im starting to lose it. By wednesday ill be okay, but today….today i cant. Today i hate everyone and everything and i hate myself and my job most of all

I need to be high.

I had a dream about you last night. For some reason, I had a huge, enormous house. We played tag in it, hide and seek. We were happy. You cared about me like I thought you did. I felt safe with you, happy. Warm. I felt like I belonged, and genuinely happy.

You know, until I woke up.

Then I realized exactly how much of an idiot I was for even thinking about you whatsoever. I thought we’d be in each other’s lives for a long time. I thought I had someone I could confide in, even if we were just the awkward pair who laughed at private jokes, and understood each other when no one else would.

I guess I was silly for even thinking that it was possible.

Part of me misses you terribly. I miss laughing with you, and sharing secrets, and feeling safe. But you arent that person, you never were. I miss my imaginary friend. But I feel like those emotions were stirred up because of the dream, and it’ll pass soon.

And then I remind myself that you suck.

And that I have an awesome rack.

And that I’m awesome.

Whatever.

Suck it.

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

the day my eyeliner and hair game was hella strong

daffydthomas:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came fromimage

batter-sempai:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They have explanations for almost everything. Like how the protag doesn’t have fall damage. Portal’s cool like that.

2048bit:

acting cool around ur crush

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