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--22 years old.
Maid of Hope.
Prospit Dreamer.
Slytherin House.

daffydthomas:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came fromimage

batter-sempai:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They have explanations for almost everything. Like how the protag doesn’t have fall damage. Portal’s cool like that.

2048bit:

acting cool around ur crush

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The REAL Final Sermon

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

askherroyalcondesce:

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Muc)( CALM—ER.

24th August 2014
190168 steps

eating-out-kaneki:

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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Realizing that tomorrow is Monday

thefrogman:

Sir Dudley [tumblr]

texasvoodoo:

sugarkisslove:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off

Oh my god yes

sometimes, my inability to communicate effectively when i’m stoned makes me come across like a douchebag. just so you know, when you sober up ollie

23rd August 2014
573206 steps

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana